MULLET MADJACK (v2026.02.02)

In the aggressively neon future of 2090, survival lasts only ten seconds at a time. MULLET MADJACK turns that absurd deadline into a blistering first-person shooter, casting you as a Moderator who tears through robot-controlled tower floors to rescue a kidnapped influencer princess. Its world channels the loud, hyperviolent energy of direct-to-video anime, complete with saturated colors, oversized machinery, ridiculous corporate villains, and a knowingly silly plot. The result is less a methodical military FPS than a sugar-rush arcade sprint where style, speed, and constant killing keep the clock alive.

Every enemy you destroy restores precious seconds, so each room becomes a rapid calculation of movement, aim, weapon choice, and risk. Levels are assembled with randomized layouts and shifting hazards, while each cleared floor offers a selection of upgrades that can radically alter a run, from stronger firearms and defensive tools to bizarre movement and combat perks. Gunplay favors aggressive close-range momentum, but the game gives you room to improvise with kicks, environmental interactions, alternate weapons, and power-ups rather than simply holding down the trigger. The story campaign mixes its arcade structure with animated cutscenes, while Endless Mode supplies a repeatable challenge for players chasing longer runs and higher scores; Classic Mode removes the life timer for anyone who wants a more conventional shooter pace.

What separates MULLET MADJACK from other retro-styled FPS games is its commitment to its own deranged premise: the timer is not just a gimmick but the engine behind every encounter. Its crunchy low-poly visuals, comic-book presentation, and old-school anime sensibility feel deliberately excessive without losing mechanical clarity in the chaos. More than 50 upgrades give repeated runs meaningful variety, especially when experimenting with combinations that turn Jack into a reckless, high-damage killing machine. Fans of Doom’s forward-driving combat, Ultrakill’s velocity, or roguelite upgrade systems should find plenty to enjoy, while newcomers can use Classic Mode to learn its frantic rhythms without the constant countdown pressure.